Stimulating Conversations

So who the hell qualified all of you people to write sex advice?

Absolutely nobody!  We’re just a rag tag bunch of people who feel that popular culture presents a limited view of human sexuality and who feel we have a different perspective on it.  Next caller!

So who is everyone?

If you’re really that concerned, we have a full list of events on our About Us page.  But we’re really quite a charming bunch of losers.

Do you need another columnist?

Yes and no.  We’d really like some good GLBT columnists to possibly do a lifestyle column on the weekends and do the occasional Hump Day post.  We don’t pay anything, but we do offer lots of life experience!

When do you update?

We try to update every day, but unfortunately life tends to get in the way.  There will be multiple posts a week at the very least, cross our black little hearts.

Are these questions REALLY frequently asked?

No.  But we think that having a FAQ page really classes up the joint, don’t you?

I LOVE your layout!  Where did it come from and where can I get it?

The layout is Greenery by LEMONed! and comes with WordPress for free.  The title bar is by our own Joethefox for our use so don’t steal it or we’ll curse you with bad sex!

How do I get you to answer one of my questions?

Click on our nifty little “contact us” link up there to get all the information you want on getting us to answer your questions in a Hump Day.

Would you to like enhance MANHOOD for give her pleasure?

We…really don’t know what to say to that.

Hey!  This is a sex blog, right?  So where’s all the porn?

The short answer?  There isn’t any.  For one thing, it might violate our TOS and get the site torn down, but even if we were self-hosting this sucker (which is a possibility in the future) we wouldn’t put up dirty pictures.  We’ll link you to whatever dirty smut you want and we’ll provide you with some excellent text based erotica.  We also swear like sailors.  However, if you’re just hitting sex columns looking to get your rocks off you’re in the wrong place.  There are lots of places on the internet for porn, so we decided to make sure that this place is something you could look at with other people in the room.  This policy originates because Miss Moxie wanted her friends with small children who were sending in questions to be able to view the page without worrying about their 3 year olds seeing hard core sex pictures, but its primary purpose is for teenagers.  Look, teenagers are curious about sex and it’s intimidating enough without being assaulted with various illustrations and photos and constantly worrying that your mom is going to walk in and see a giant vagina or that the word “SEX” will be clearly visible in the title bar and then you’ll get in trouble.  We want to make sure that the people who really need help the most are able to get it.