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Project Phallus – session 05

September 23, 2008 · Filed under Project Phallus · Tagged , , , , , ,

501- Running Again

So, as per life, a lot has happened in the last few weeks (which is why writing a biweekly column is world’s easier then a weekly). Among the more relevant things to you readers is that I came across two new research assistants, both of whom are into the BSDM scene.

Oh the possibilities.

502- On the Ropes

Bondage is interesting to me because it is really so alien. Really, everything traditional aspect of the scene goes against my instincts. Restraint just makes me nervous. I am, literally, one of those people who will check the availability of every exit when entering a room. I even found a way to break into my house as a kid in case I got locked out, much to the shock of my dad when I demonstrated to him how when I moved out. So the thought f being willingly tied down…well I am also too damn curious for my own good, so I had to try it at least once.

So there I am, clamped and strapped on to her wall, and we hit our first snag. She just isn’t sure what to do with me. She doesn’t think I’d be very responsive to things like whips, and I’m inclined to agree at least at this stage (all the while fiddling with my wrists, thinking I gave myself enough room to slip out, damn guess not), and nipple claps are just really annoying. I just don’t see the appeal of the constant burn that they give me. I mean I’m all for fluctuating burning sensations (yay for wax!), but just lingering like that? It just makes me want to flick them away.

In the end, she just opts for the tease, and settled down in front of me with her vibrator. This… was rather effective. Though the entire time I could not stop subconsciously fiddling with my wrists and flexing against the rope she had around my chest. And of coarse chattering about the situation and psychology and various other things in an effort not to betray how well she had me ensnared, physically and lustfully. It was all pretty transparent and sad I admit. Which of course only encourages her.

Until finally, the dildo just isn’t acceptable to either of us (not that my opinion mattered at that point). And she decides to just fuck me against the wall. Oh thank god. Unfortunately though, while we are at a good height situation where this usually is pretty successful, something abut the angle and way I was leveraged just made it rather awkward in this case.
Which is good for me because that means I get to throw her on the bed after all.

Vengeance is sweet.

503- Wiping Up

So do I get it now? Yes, in part. I can certainly see the appeal of being taking completely out of control of your life to erase all the stress of having to manage it the rest of your day. But in my situation, where I rarely feel like I am in control of anything, I think I’m better off doing the tying. But then, since it is all so mood dependant I’ll probably feel differently next week.
And there will definitely be a next time, there is so much more to try after all.

FOR SCIENCE!

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Project Phallus – session 02

July 27, 2008 · Filed under Project Phallus · Tagged , , , ,

201 – Sound Bytes

Over the coarse of my various experiences over the years, I have all ways regarded the concept of Phone Sex as sounding rather ridiculous. I have a lot of friends who have had amazing experiences with it, but personally I just never saw the appeal. For me, sex is a very tactile/visual thing, so the ideal of just listening to some one get off on the other end of the line just doesn’t have the same punch as say, watching them masturbate. Even in during my REALLY ridiculously distance relationship, neither of us really gave it enough credit to bother.

So, with that introduction, you can see that I would be a bit thrown back, when the girl I’m chatting with on the phone (for the first time) causally comments how what her pussy is and how much she wants to suck on my throbbing cock.

202 – The Experiment

I feel like I should begin by pointing out the fact that I’d already been masturbating myself. I do this quite a bit actually.. If a hand is free and I have any amount of privacy it is generally on my penis. (there is a nice mental image for anyone who happens to be on the phone or chatting with me) And because I do this a lot in places with not an ideal amount of secrecy; such as on the phone, in classrooms, or in an apartment with three other roommates and no closible doors., I am a fucking orgasm ninja. One end result being that I can be rather silent in getting off out of  necessity. Not really the most stimulating phone conversation.
On that, back to present events:

Immediately, I recognize where this conversation is going and as usual my first instinct is to just roll with it and see what happens. I soon realize though that my mind is absolutely blank. I can just sense her expectation on the other end and all I can say is “uuuum… I pull you down and kiss you….”  And going on from there only mildly more interesting. I mean honestly, how many ways are there to say ‘lick,’ ‘grope,’ ‘penetrate,’ and ‘massive throbbing member’? I like to think I made a valiant effort describing all the things that wish I could actually be doing to her without feeling to repetitive, But I’m afraid the awkward silences were a bit obvious. Too her credit she did an excellent just picking up the slack and I have to say it did get pretty hot. Quickly, I changed tactics, now going for the sexy memories angle, and ask her about highlights of some of her past experiences. I think this worked a BIT better, since by now we had both orgasmed twice (though as I mentioned before, I had a bit of a head start). I must say the girl cums loud. I am definitely not use to screamers. Not that that is bad, but it is something else that catches me off guard in an already odd situation. It’s also an almost funny contrast since I’m having to make a conscious effort to be able to be heard over the phone.

And finally we result to that; load moany sex noises, and I actually cum again. I ‘spose the thing isn’t the write off I thought it was after all.

By the time I hang up I actually make it to number four, which, while not rare for me, is pretty uncommon at least. Mostly I blame it on the fact that after all the moaning we actually start having a normal conversation, (though it soon urns into moaning again). For the life of me I forget what about.  It’s funny what can turn a guy on some times.

All in all, I guess it was a success. This all happened a few weeks back, and since then we have ended up getting off over the phone two or three times since. I can honestly say that I’m getting better at it. As with anything else, the old saying still applies. I still would prefer just fucking her though.

203 Appended

Assuming all goes as planned post move, future sessions will be far less impromptu sounding I promise, likely beginning with session 04 or 05, when I’ll actually have the ability to not only plan things out, but actually run experiments. Please send topic suggestions and  comments. I’d love to hear what everyone think and I could use some ideas of what to try next.

FOR SCIENCE!

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Project Phallus – session 01

July 19, 2008 · Filed under Project Phallus · Tagged , , , , , , , ,

101 -  Introduction

Welcome to Project Phallus. Your weekly excursion into the purely scientific realm of “getting off”. All the hows, and whys, and what the fucks pretty much directly as it happens. Because honestly, so much of this column I’m making up as I go along. But really, isn’t it so much more fun that way?

First the basics: I’m a male in my Early20s. I lost my virginity at age 16 and have pretty much been in extended relationships ever since. Surprisingly this involved very little actual sex (for a number of reasons not needing to be brought up here yet). Now for a guy who masturbates 5-8 times a day this has posed something of a conundrum.

102 – The Experiment

Very recently, I’ve found myself not in a relationship for the first time and now I want to know what I’ve been missing. Which is quite a bit if the internet has anything to say about it. And you are all coming along for the ride.
Every week, starting in August, I, with a handful of volunteer lab partners, am going to experiment with all the ways I’ve never had a chance to try getting off before. Here I’ll record my impressions, feelings, and general comments for better or worse or downright silly and awkward, all in the name of SCIENCE!

I’m even up for suggestions, though really there is so much to get t already.
Let’s see how vanilla I actually am.

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